Two types of cats
Any setting where the elves have weaker booze than the dwarves isn't committing to the bit
I mean, we're talking about people whose lifespan is Yes.
"Oh, the weak wine? That is for children. I am two thousand years old, and I daresay one sip from this highball would knock you on your ass for a week."
Look, there's this weird thing people do with high fantasy where they want elves to be immortal/extremely long-lived snooty aristocrats and also somehow incapacitated by imagining the taste of salt too hard. "Orcs and dwarves have the hardest booze" no they don't, they have work in the morning! In any of these settings, elves would pregame harder than hobbits party and everyone else has shit to do tomorrow.
The average high elf builds up the drug tolerance of a mid-70s Hollywood producer and then spends three centuries studying alchemy. While humans seek immortality, the Immortals seek the elusive "philosopher's cocaine."
a type of person we need to devote more resources to studying is the people who, when waiting at a bus stop where the bus comes around a curve, walk down the street until they can see around the curve and then have to jog back when they see the bus coming. I think that in a past life they may have been military scouts who passed valuable intelligence about enemy movements on to their commanders and in todays modern society this is the closest they can come to that moment of glory
do you remember any of your past lives
oh. dropout. like, because college humour. but they dropped out. of the college. i just got that.
